2005-09-30 - 10:15 a.m.

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Sometimes I feel that if I post nothing, like 2 people will be sad. But then, if I mail it in like I�m doing here, like maybe 3 people will be sad. See my dilemma?

Here�s why I have nothing to say. This is my life:

2 hour flight delay going to EWR

2 hour flight delay coming home

I�m hella stoked because I won all 3 of my fantasy football games last weekend. I�m 2-1 in 2 leagues and 1-2 in the other. I need to pick it up in the last league�especially when you consider that the 2 losses are to SecretAgentBrother and JewelrySlut. Not good.

Back to NJ on Sunday night

Potty training rolls on. The chart seems to be working. Shmuppie was stalled at 3 stickers for a while and is now up to 8 or 9 and not having many accidents. 2 poopies yesterday! That�s exciting.

My mother is still insane

Big baseball weekend. Sunday�s going to be rough because the Yankees/Sawks game is not on anything I can watch. Drat.

The project at work continues to roll towards completion. I have now started shamelessly using it as a career stepping stone. If I don�t come out of this thing with a job from either vendor or a new one at HealthcareRelatedCompany, I deserve to be anally raped by an angry rhino.

Speaking of sex, got the latest shipment. I�ve decided to hold on to the porn for now because it occurred to us that I�d given all of ours away and had very little to show for it. Just a few CDs of music that I hate. So, I�m keeping the porn this time.

We do have one of these available:

That�s not exactly it, but it�s close enough to convey the message. This one has cute little lips. I keep going to JewelrySlut and saying �Give me some sugah� and having it kiss her. Then Shmuppie grabs it and runs off using it as a microphone. She sings into it.

Yup�parents of the year. So, if you�d like it, send me some swag that I can actually use.

What else�?

It�s cooling off here as fall arrives. Lordy lord, it sure is nice here now that it�s below 100 degrees outside. And�no leaves to rake this year!

Finished Wolves of the Calla. I was disappointed only because I think Stephen King knows that us Constant Readers are clamoring to see how this t ale ends. It�s like he said to himself �Self! I can really fuck with them now. Let�s write myself into one of my stories, thus creating a paradox of fiction vs reality that will really piss them all off�. Thanks, dude�just what I needed. Go get hit by another truck.

The library.

Wow.

They let you check out books for free. I�m all about the books.

Did I mention that we joined our local YMCA? Now if I were ever at home for consecutive days, I could go avail myself of the many services it offers. Goodbye flabby gut. Hello, Mr. Sexypants. Who am I kidding? I�m a balding 31 year old.

Oh, this was fun. I�m down here yesterday working and I was getting pissed. I couldn�t see the computer screen. Over to the right side of my field of vision was a crescent-shaped shimmering thing. Like looking at a highway mirage. It wouldn�t go away. Turns out it was Stage 1 of a migraine. Fun. I took some Excedrins and lay down. Fortunately it went away before the whole puking thing and the pain started. I spent most of the rest of the day feeling hung-over.

Go to Trip Advisor (link at left). Go to Mahwah, NJ and click on the Doubletree hotel. Read my review. I found it amusing. You? You all should use that site before you book any kind of travel. It�s a wonderful thing.

And, to finally wrap up this disaster, we�re almost fully booked for our USVI vacation. We now have tickets there and are booked on the way home as far as Atlanta. The ATL � RDU flight hadn�t opened up as of last night, so we�re waitlisted for the return flight. If it doesn�t open in the next 2 weeks, we may be walking home from ATL. That might suck donkey balls just a wee bit.

Well�gotta go put my plan together for Monday�s mayhem. I intend to cause a ruckus and a half in our vendor decision meetings. Corporate has stacked this thing against one vendor; essentially giving them no chance. Only thing is that the vendor with no chance is by far and away the better vendor for this project. And, when you�re awarding over $350million in contracts, you�d like to base it on whether or not they can do the job, not on how much payola they provide.

Later.

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