Big Day today.
Shmuppie finally pooped on the potty.
AWESOME
JewelrySlut was down here, letting her sit upstairs and fester on the can. The announcement came; �Mommy! I made poopies!�
We flew upstairs and there it was; a lovely log of shit; sitting in the bowl.
Much festiveness ensued. There will be a trip to get ice cream tonight. She also gets a new car and a trip to get a toy.
Big Day�
After yesterday�s offer of porn, I have 2 finalists (and one is really in the lead)
HOAR just wants some porn because she�s a dirty girl. She�s not offering anything tangible in return�
Nightmare is at least offering me a Rancho Deluxe CD. He�s in the lead and may end up winning this thing because that�s a dick I don�t have yet.
This has been bothering me lately: Why don�t I hate Diaryland? Should I? It�s been good to me since I started. I get the feeling that as soon as I need to renew my membership that I�ll get crabby. Until then, I like it. It�s idiot-proof, and I�m an idiot�
Nothing major planned for the weekend. We may try to go to the NC Farmer�s Market tomorrow to check out the scene.
We�re losers�we know it.
The weather�s supposed to be really nice, so maybe some extended pool time is in the cards.
We�re lame and happy about it.
Later, dudes.