A few things for a Friday:
We ordered JewelrySlut a dick-shaped cake pan the other day. She already has one but it�s at my mother�s house and likely will never make it to NC. Since we got it from Adam and Eve (do your own linking, I�m too fucking lazy), we got porn. I was excited because it had a scene from One Night in Paris on it. I wanted to see how bad it was. Well, dipshit that I am, I got a VHS tape. SHIT! VHS porn sucks. I�m not happy.
We look forward to the pan�s arrival. Worry not, several pictures will be posted. I married a sick woman.
Yesterday, youknowho, shat in her diaper 5 times. She absolutely refuses to go on the potty. I�m going to start cutting off her fingers soon to get her to do it.
Said sick woman just appeared in the office here making a pouty face. The 2 of them have been outside for a while playing in the back yard. I knew they had the tunnels with them (See old entries fro May 5 or so�still not linking). I also know that JewelrySlut can�t disassemble the little tents. So, I had to go outside to do it for her. I tried�again to show her how to collapse the tents. Needless to say, I collapsed all the tents.
I love Radio Margaritaville. As usual, it�s on here in the office. It�s awesome and you�re stupid if you don�t think so.
It�s been lovely here of late. We shut the AC off on Wednesday and it�s still off. It�s been almost chilly at night. We love being able to sleep with the windows open. It�s also nice to not have to deal with feeling cooped up. Also�the basement is a lot cooler these days. All the residual heat from Operation Dry the Flood is gone. I�m not even sweating too much.
By the way, the mail room may be back in scope at this point. But, secret meetings are happening and I�ll be advised on a need to know basis. Nothing like having control of your project.
I have a call later this afternoon with some bigshot at one of the 2 vendors. He�s seen my resume and we�re going to have us a little talk. It would be utterly cool to get a job with them after New Year�s, but still do the same job I do now. I�d also like to be able to stay at home. I like not commuting.
Speaking of which�I put gas in my car on July 30. I have driven 254 miles since then. 100 of those miles were for my sexy lunchtime threesome and 80 of the remaining are accounted for in 2 trips to the airport. Basically, I don�t drive anywhere anymore. We�d be saving a lot of money if we hadn�t turned into raging alcoholics since we got here. I don�t think we�re drinking over $500 more booze than we used to. We�re still coming out ahead.
Have you tried Google maps yet? Do so. It�s awesome and can keep me entertained for hours. Nothing gets me going like a map. I should be on Dora the Explorer or something.
Jesus�I need to bail out before this becomes totally stupid.
Have a nice weekend. I�m hoping to see WCG�s bra tomorrow. I mean, she showed me her underpants on her first date, I should accept nothing less.