Setting:
A dinner table in pastoral Warren County NJ
The players:
Me
JewelrySlut
Shmuppie
So, we�re eating. The 2 of them on one side of the table; me on the other.
Shmuppie�s nose is running. She�s got the blow thing figured out if you hold the tissue. However, at this point, she�s been all over JewelrySlut since we started eating and Mommy�s not in the mood.
JewelrySlut: You need to blow your nose
Me: (Handing over my napkin) Use this
Shmuppie takes the napkin and wipes half-assedly
Me: Hold the tissue and blow
Shmuppie: (picking up napkin and holding to her nose)