Those who have lives I find more interesting than mine

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kristintracy
thedailywtf
smartypants
yeahimadork
goingloopy
nightmare54
ochweidnit
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Bluemeany
ramblin-bill
TX18366
Clarity25
clipchick
smedindy
bikernurse
xeroxjunkie
danddteacher
moncapitaine
supermom3604

Not to mention these good folks

Waiter Rant

Wonkette

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test test2007-02-22 - Get out!
Get out! Get out!2007-02-20 - But this is one step
But this is one step But this is one step2007-02-08 - Just sorta take a break
Just sorta take a break Just sorta take a break2007-02-05 - Never bored with my sad monologue
Never bored with my sad monologue Never bored with my sad monologue2007-02-02 - The snow's about to fall
The snow's about to fall The snow's about to fall2007-01-30 - They got an air conditioner for when I'm hot. A radiator for when I'm not
They got an air conditioner for when I'm hot. A radiator for when I'm not They got an air conditioner for when I'm hot. A radiator for when I'm not2007-01-29 - Sail on, sail on sailor
Sail on, sail on sailor Sail on, sail on sailor2007-01-29 - Countin' the hours 'til I get home
Countin' the hours 'til I get home Countin' the hours 'til I get home2007-01-23 - I always do hadn't got a clue
I always do hadn't got a clue I always do hadn't got a clue2007-01-16 - Feelings for moving grow stronger
Feelings for moving grow stronger Feelings for moving grow stronger2007-01-15 - We've got to find someone to clean this up
We've got to find someone to clean this up We've got to find someone to clean this up2007-01-12 - Girl of a thousand faces
Girl of a thousand faces Girl of a thousand faces2007-01-10 - We sailed from the port of indecision
We sailed from the port of indecision We sailed from the port of indecision2007-01-09 - I remember the smell
I remember the smell I remember the smell2007-01-08 - We've got to find someone to clean this up
We've got to find someone to clean this up We've got to find someone to clean this up2007-01-05 - Or do I sing like a bird released?
Or do I sing like a bird released? Or do I sing like a bird released?2007-01-03 - Count all your blessings, remember your dreams
Count all your blessings, remember your dreams Count all your blessings, remember your dreams2006-12-29 - 37-10
37-10 37-102006-12-27 - Yeah, but now I'm gettin' old, don't wear underwear,
Yeah, but now I'm gettin' old, don't wear underwear, Yeah, but now I'm gettin' old, don't wear underwear,2006-12-26 - He hates to admit it, but Xmas is more work than fun
He hates to admit it, but Xmas is more work than fun He hates to admit it, but Xmas is more work than fun2006-12-11 - Here is a hammer and lots of tacks
Here is a hammer and lots of tacks Here is a hammer and lots of tacks2006-12-01 - Everything seems to be wrong.
Everything seems to be wrong. Everything seems to be wrong.2006-11-30 - There's still something missing
There's still something missing There's still something missing2006-11-29 - Miss you so badly...
Miss you so badly... Miss you so badly...2006-11-10 - Wants to win that football pool
Wants to win that football pool Wants to win that football pool2006-11-06 - And the eighth deadly sin is
And the eighth deadly sin is And the eighth deadly sin is2006-11-01 - A huge hunk of meat
A huge hunk of meat A huge hunk of meat2006-10-30 - May become charges pressed
May become charges pressed May become charges pressed2006-10-23 - And rent yourself a goat
And rent yourself a goat And rent yourself a goat2006-10-22 - In the middle of late last night I was sittin' on a curb
In the middle of late last night I was sittin' on a curb In the middle of late last night I was sittin' on a curb2006-10-20 - Great fun coming for you all
Great fun coming for you all Great fun coming for you all2006-10-18 - Uninspired, drenched and tired
Uninspired, drenched and tired Uninspired, drenched and tired2006-10-11 - He now had a little money to spend
He now had a little money to spend He now had a little money to spend2006-10-02 - All the way up to Fantasyland
All the way up to Fantasyland All the way up to Fantasyland2006-09-27 - There's no one to deceive, it's just all make believe
There's no one to deceive, it's just all make believe There's no one to deceive, it's just all make believe2006-09-20 - Now in my line of work I seem to see a lot more than most
Now in my line of work I seem to see a lot more than most Now in my line of work I seem to see a lot more than most2006-09-19 - I'm too tired for a quote
I'm too tired for a quote I'm too tired for a quote2006-09-17 - Makes me want to go back again
Makes me want to go back again Makes me want to go back again2006-09-14 - Let me tell you 'bout my neighborhood
Let me tell you 'bout my neighborhood Let me tell you 'bout my neighborhood2006-09-12 - Dis and dat dis and dat
Dis and dat dis and dat Dis and dat dis and dat2006-09-11 - Travelogue Links
Travelogue Links Travelogue Links2006-09-08 - Travelogue Parts 7&8
Travelogue Parts 7&8 Travelogue Parts 7&82006-09-07 - Travelogue Part 6
Travelogue Part 6 Travelogue Part 62006-09-06 - Travelogue Part 5
Travelogue Part 5 Travelogue Part 52006-09-05 - Travelogue Part 4
Travelogue Part 4 Travelogue Part 42006-09-01 - Travelogue Part 3
Travelogue Part 3 Travelogue Part 32006-08-31 - Travelogue Part 2
Travelogue Part 2 Travelogue Part 22006-08-30 - Travelogue Part 1
Travelogue Part 1 Travelogue Part 12006-08-28 - Somewhere up on a mountain top. Or down by the deep blue sea.
Somewhere up on a mountain top. Or down by the deep blue sea. Somewhere up on a mountain top. Or down by the deep blue sea.2006-08-18 - Then I'm headin south 'fore my dream shrinks
Then I'm headin south 'fore my dream shrinks Then I'm headin south 'fore my dream shrinks2006-08-16 - Barefoot children in the rain (or my basement)
Barefoot children in the rain (or my basement) Barefoot children in the rain (or my basement)2006-08-11 - I'm not hard to define
I'm not hard to define I'm not hard to define2006-08-10 - I�m just hangin� on while this old world keeps spinning
I�m just hangin� on while this old world keeps spinning I�m just hangin� on while this old world keeps spinning2006-08-08 - At his beach house on the moon
At his beach house on the moon At his beach house on the moon2006-08-03 - Work...work...work
Work...work...work Work...work...work2006-07-31 - The sun is hot and that old clock is moving slow
The sun is hot and that old clock is moving slow The sun is hot and that old clock is moving slow2006-07-28 - Or on the telephone
Or on the telephone Or on the telephone2006-07-26 - I just bought a water bed, it's filled up for me and you
I just bought a water bed, it's filled up for me and you I just bought a water bed, it's filled up for me and you2006-07-24 - Weird paintings on the wall
Weird paintings on the wall Weird paintings on the wall2006-07-23 - A chest of drawers and a mirror that lies
A chest of drawers and a mirror that lies A chest of drawers and a mirror that lies2006-07-20 - And four or five years slipped away
And four or five years slipped away And four or five years slipped away2006-06-28 - I had to limp on back home
I had to limp on back home I had to limp on back home2006-06-27 - Just do it again and again
Just do it again and again Just do it again and again2006-06-20 - Oh-oh-oh-oh baby what's new
Oh-oh-oh-oh baby what's new Oh-oh-oh-oh baby what's new2006-06-18 - Gonna stop off for awhile and see my woman
Gonna stop off for awhile and see my woman Gonna stop off for awhile and see my woman2006-06-12 - Elvis would sing and then I'd dream about expensive cars
Elvis would sing and then I'd dream about expensive cars Elvis would sing and then I'd dream about expensive cars2006-06-07 - Roll with the punches
Roll with the punches Roll with the punches2006-06-01 - Hell, we'll just shoot the lock off, I do it all the time
Hell, we'll just shoot the lock off, I do it all the time Hell, we'll just shoot the lock off, I do it all the time2006-05-31 - She bitches about the mosquitoes
She bitches about the mosquitoes She bitches about the mosquitoes2006-05-30 - I'm a one man band with no immediate plans
I'm a one man band with no immediate plans I'm a one man band with no immediate plans2006-05-22 - And I'm leaving this town as soon as I can
And I'm leaving this town as soon as I can And I'm leaving this town as soon as I can2006-05-19 - Is she strollin along the shore or cruisin oer the broad savannah
Is she strollin along the shore or cruisin oer the broad savannah Is she strollin along the shore or cruisin oer the broad savannah2006-05-16 - Sometimes I catch her dreamin and wonder where that little mind meanders
Sometimes I catch her dreamin and wonder where that little mind meanders Sometimes I catch her dreamin and wonder where that little mind meanders2006-05-11 - You've been a great help, sir-you've got my vote
You've been a great help, sir-you've got my vote You've been a great help, sir-you've got my vote2006-05-08 - Strange situation, wild occupation
Strange situation, wild occupation Strange situation, wild occupation2006-05-04 - An entry so bad, I won't sully a Buffett quote by attaching one to it
An entry so bad, I won't sully a Buffett quote by attaching one to it An entry so bad, I won't sully a Buffett quote by attaching one to it2006-04-28 - It was somewhere past dark-thirty and I went back to the head
It was somewhere past dark-thirty and I went back to the head It was somewhere past dark-thirty and I went back to the head2006-04-24 - Just a hopeless situation
Just a hopeless situation Just a hopeless situation2006-04-20 - I'm tired of that same ol same
I'm tired of that same ol same I'm tired of that same ol same2006-04-14 - Scratch my back with a lightning bolt
Scratch my back with a lightning bolt Scratch my back with a lightning bolt2006-04-13 - He used to play in the bars, he could sound like the stars
He used to play in the bars, he could sound like the stars He used to play in the bars, he could sound like the stars2006-04-10 - Honey Do, honey come and do me again
Honey Do, honey come and do me again Honey Do, honey come and do me again2006-04-06 - It's a semi-true story, believe it or not
It's a semi-true story, believe it or not It's a semi-true story, believe it or not2006-03-31 - I won't make my music for money, no I'm gonna make my music for me
I won't make my music for money, no I'm gonna make my music for me I won't make my music for money, no I'm gonna make my music for me2006-03-29 - Can't hire no Kinjan to wear dis hat
Can't hire no Kinjan to wear dis hat Can't hire no Kinjan to wear dis hat2006-03-27 - I think I've got a touch of island fever
I think I've got a touch of island fever I think I've got a touch of island fever2006-03-21 - And you'll hear those hot lines hum
And you'll hear those hot lines hum And you'll hear those hot lines hum2006-03-19 - Survive (survive), stay alive
Survive (survive), stay alive Survive (survive), stay alive2006-03-15 - Hey Snake this party's gettin' dull, throw someone in the pool
Hey Snake this party's gettin' dull, throw someone in the pool Hey Snake this party's gettin' dull, throw someone in the pool2006-03-13 - Back to school (going back, back to school)
Back to school (going back, back to school) Back to school (going back, back to school)2006-03-10 - Nothing remains quite the same.
Nothing remains quite the same. Nothing remains quite the same.2006-03-07 - It don't give no warning signs
It don't give no warning signs It don't give no warning signs2006-03-05 - Climb too fast and shove too hard, You'll be pushin' up the daisies in the old boneyard
Climb too fast and shove too hard, You'll be pushin' up the daisies in the old boneyard Climb too fast and shove too hard, You'll be pushin' up the daisies in the old boneyard2006-03-01 - People bouncing like gazelles
People bouncing like gazelles People bouncing like gazelles2006-02-28 - Just enjoy this ride on my trip around the sun
Just enjoy this ride on my trip around the sun Just enjoy this ride on my trip around the sun2006-02-24 - I think I've got cabin fever
I think I've got cabin fever I think I've got cabin fever2006-02-15 - And that's the key to my man
And that's the key to my man And that's the key to my man2006-02-11 - Twenty degrees and the hockey game's on
Twenty degrees and the hockey game's on Twenty degrees and the hockey game's on2006-02-07 - Take me back to days full of monkey shines
Take me back to days full of monkey shines Take me back to days full of monkey shines2006-02-01 - Wakened by a stewardess with Spain somewhere below
Wakened by a stewardess with Spain somewhere below Wakened by a stewardess with Spain somewhere below2006-01-30 - Down here, on the knees of my heart
Down here, on the knees of my heart Down here, on the knees of my heart2006-01-25 - So close your eyes and I'll be back real soon
So close your eyes and I'll be back real soon So close your eyes and I'll be back real soon2006-01-22 - I catch a little more dialogue comin’ my way
I catch a little more dialogue comin’ my way I catch a little more dialogue comin’ my way2006-01-19 - I wish I could jump on a plane
I wish I could jump on a plane I wish I could jump on a plane2006-01-17 - Leave a candle in the window, I'm coming home
Leave a candle in the window, I'm coming home Leave a candle in the window, I'm coming home2006-01-12 - It's a rag top day
It's a rag top day It's a rag top day2006-01-10 - After one or two false starts
After one or two false starts After one or two false starts2006-01-05 - I've run away from politcs, it's too bizarre at home
I've run away from politcs, it's too bizarre at home I've run away from politcs, it's too bizarre at home2006-01-04 - You're caught up in the internet, you think it's such a great asset
You're caught up in the internet, you think it's such a great asset You're caught up in the internet, you think it's such a great asset2006-01-02 - 2-0-0-6 is ushered in with air raid horns and bells
2-0-0-6 is ushered in with air raid horns and bells 2-0-0-6 is ushered in with air raid horns and bells2005-12-29 - Don't tell me that I oughta get rolfed
Don't tell me that I oughta get rolfed Don't tell me that I oughta get rolfed2005-12-28 - Like a door to door salesman knows the pains of bell-ringing
Like a door to door salesman knows the pains of bell-ringing Like a door to door salesman knows the pains of bell-ringing2005-12-27 - Oh it�s papa�s birthday. Mister buffett�s birthday too!
Oh it�s papa�s birthday. Mister buffett�s birthday too! Oh it�s papa�s birthday. Mister buffett�s birthday too!2005-12-23 - He thinks about boat drinks and fun in the sun. Ho, ho, ho and a bottle of rhum
He thinks about boat drinks and fun in the sun. Ho, ho, ho and a bottle of rhum He thinks about boat drinks and fun in the sun. Ho, ho, ho and a bottle of rhum2005-12-22 - Mele Kalikimaka is the thing to say
Mele Kalikimaka is the thing to say Mele Kalikimaka is the thing to say2005-12-21 - Lose your cool and stamp around. But there's nothin', nothin' you can do
Lose your cool and stamp around. But there's nothin', nothin' you can do Lose your cool and stamp around. But there's nothin', nothin' you can do2005-12-18 - Wakened by a stewardess
Wakened by a stewardess Wakened by a stewardess2005-12-13 - Time to sing. Time to dance. Living out my second chance.
Time to sing. Time to dance. Living out my second chance. Time to sing. Time to dance. Living out my second chance.2005-12-12 - Religion's in the hands of some crazy-assed people
Religion's in the hands of some crazy-assed people Religion's in the hands of some crazy-assed people2005-12-09 - Someone call a decent physician
Someone call a decent physician Someone call a decent physician2005-12-07 - Santa's gone off to the Carri-bee-on
Santa's gone off to the Carri-bee-on Santa's gone off to the Carri-bee-on2005-12-06 - Some kind of sensuous treat
Some kind of sensuous treat Some kind of sensuous treat2005-12-05 - They're closin' down the hangout. The air is turning cool
They're closin' down the hangout. The air is turning cool They're closin' down the hangout. The air is turning cool2005-12-02 - Sometimes I get confused Somewhere around page two
Sometimes I get confused Somewhere around page two Sometimes I get confused Somewhere around page two2005-11-30 - That barnacle brain don't bend
That barnacle brain don't bend That barnacle brain don't bend2005-11-29 - I rounded first, never thought of the worst
I rounded first, never thought of the worst I rounded first, never thought of the worst2005-11-28 - Come Monday, it will be alright
Come Monday, it will be alright Come Monday, it will be alright2005-11-22 - With a tin cup for a chalice
With a tin cup for a chalice With a tin cup for a chalice2005-11-21 - She's going out of my mind
She's going out of my mind She's going out of my mind2005-11-17 - There'd been too much screamin', fussin' and fightin'
There'd been too much screamin', fussin' and fightin' There'd been too much screamin', fussin' and fightin'2005-11-11 - Without the wattah we shrivel up and die
Without the wattah we shrivel up and die Without the wattah we shrivel up and die2005-11-10 - My metabolic rate is pleasantly stuck
My metabolic rate is pleasantly stuck My metabolic rate is pleasantly stuck2005-11-08 - I'll just cruise on my landing gear
I'll just cruise on my landing gear I'll just cruise on my landing gear2005-11-07 - On the threshold of adventure; God I do love this job so
On the threshold of adventure; God I do love this job so On the threshold of adventure; God I do love this job so2005-11-03 - I know someday she's gonna make up her own mind
I know someday she's gonna make up her own mind I know someday she's gonna make up her own mind2005-11-02 - A diamond as big as The Ritz
A diamond as big as The Ritz A diamond as big as The Ritz2005-11-01 - A big warm bun and a huge hunk of meat
A big warm bun and a huge hunk of meat A big warm bun and a huge hunk of meat2005-10-27 - If the phone doesn't ring...
If the phone doesn't ring... If the phone doesn't ring...2005-10-26 - Some people say that there's a woman to blame
Some people say that there's a woman to blame Some people say that there's a woman to blame2005-10-21 - I got a schoolboy heart
I got a schoolboy heart I got a schoolboy heart2005-10-19 - All about da water, da H2O
All about da water, da H2O All about da water, da H2O2005-10-18 - Though my mind is quite flexible...
Though my mind is quite flexible... Though my mind is quite flexible...2005-10-14 - Because it's my job to be cleaning up this mess
Because it's my job to be cleaning up this mess Because it's my job to be cleaning up this mess2005-10-12 - Need is a relative thing these days
Need is a relative thing these days Need is a relative thing these days2005-10-10 - It's all about the wattah, don't chu know?
It's all about the wattah, don't chu know? It's all about the wattah, don't chu know?2005-10-07 - Skull and crossbones on a background of black
Skull and crossbones on a background of black Skull and crossbones on a background of black2005-10-05 - Converting your nickels to dimes
Converting your nickels to dimes Converting your nickels to dimes2005-10-04 - He's somewhere on the ocean now that's where he oughta be
He's somewhere on the ocean now that's where he oughta be He's somewhere on the ocean now that's where he oughta be2005-10-03 - Don't be scared, do not cry; Just dive under your desk and kiss your ass goodbye.
Don't be scared, do not cry; Just dive under your desk and kiss your ass goodbye. Don't be scared, do not cry; Just dive under your desk and kiss your ass goodbye.2005-09-30 - No plane on Sunday
No plane on Sunday No plane on Sunday2005-09-26 - Let those winds of time roll over my head
Let those winds of time roll over my head Let those winds of time roll over my head2005-09-21 - Try a little love and luck and you'll get by
Try a little love and luck and you'll get by Try a little love and luck and you'll get by2005-09-14 - There's whitecaps on the ocean and I'm watching for waterspouts
There's whitecaps on the ocean and I'm watching for waterspouts There's whitecaps on the ocean and I'm watching for waterspouts2005-09-13 - It's time to close the shutters. It's time to go inside
It's time to close the shutters. It's time to go inside It's time to close the shutters. It's time to go inside2005-09-12 - Where are the flashbacks they all warned us would come
Where are the flashbacks they all warned us would come Where are the flashbacks they all warned us would come2005-09-09 - I'm a sweetheart, genius, restless jerk
I'm a sweetheart, genius, restless jerk I'm a sweetheart, genius, restless jerk2005-09-07 - Night Crawlin', Free Fallin'
Night Crawlin', Free Fallin' Night Crawlin', Free Fallin'2005-09-02 - Hey hey good lookin'. What you got cookin'?
Hey hey good lookin'. What you got cookin'? Hey hey good lookin'. What you got cookin'?2005-09-01 - Bathed in lavender and gasoline
Bathed in lavender and gasoline Bathed in lavender and gasoline2005-08-31 - Can you beam me somewhere, Mr. Scott?
Can you beam me somewhere, Mr. Scott? Can you beam me somewhere, Mr. Scott?2005-08-30 - Looking back on my background
Looking back on my background Looking back on my background2005-08-29 - I took off for a weekend last month
I took off for a weekend last month I took off for a weekend last month2005-08-26 - The Masai, not the wisemen, are circling my tent
The Masai, not the wisemen, are circling my tent The Masai, not the wisemen, are circling my tent2005-08-25 - With a little love and luck you will get by
With a little love and luck you will get by With a little love and luck you will get by2005-08-23 - It's all about the watah, it ain't no lie
It's all about the watah, it ain't no lie It's all about the watah, it ain't no lie2005-08-18 - A piece of French bread with which to wipe my bowl
A piece of French bread with which to wipe my bowl A piece of French bread with which to wipe my bowl2005-08-17 - Bring me the hot sauce. Bring me a beer
Bring me the hot sauce. Bring me a beer Bring me the hot sauce. Bring me a beer2005-08-15 - The question's still "What are we doing here?"
The question's still "What are we doing here?" The question's still "What are we doing here?"2005-08-11 - Ice cream man, he's a hilbilly fan
Ice cream man, he's a hilbilly fan Ice cream man, he's a hilbilly fan2005-08-10 - We have rum from the Caribbean and Burgandy from France
We have rum from the Caribbean and Burgandy from France We have rum from the Caribbean and Burgandy from France2005-08-09 - There ain't no way that bird's gettin' through
There ain't no way that bird's gettin' through There ain't no way that bird's gettin' through2005-08-08 - So I'll just cruise on my landing gear
So I'll just cruise on my landing gear So I'll just cruise on my landing gear2005-08-04 - Got to go fishin', I'm down to rock bottom again
Got to go fishin', I'm down to rock bottom again Got to go fishin', I'm down to rock bottom again2005-08-01 - And life is still a tire swing
And life is still a tire swing And life is still a tire swing2005-07-27 - The King of somewhere HOT
The King of somewhere HOT The King of somewhere HOT2005-07-15 - Try to make the best of whatever comes your way.
Try to make the best of whatever comes your way. Try to make the best of whatever comes your way.2005-07-06 - Writing his memoirs, losing his hearing, but he don't care what most people say
Writing his memoirs, losing his hearing, but he don't care what most people say Writing his memoirs, losing his hearing, but he don't care what most people say2005-07-05 - Veja Veja Veja Du
Veja Veja Veja Du Veja Veja Veja Du2005-06-30 - Up and down this Spanish highway, some things remain the same
Up and down this Spanish highway, some things remain the same Up and down this Spanish highway, some things remain the same2005-06-28 - Now I make my way on this big board game
Now I make my way on this big board game Now I make my way on this big board game2005-06-27 - On the threshold of adventure, God, I do love this job so
On the threshold of adventure, God, I do love this job so On the threshold of adventure, God, I do love this job so2005-06-23 - My head hurts, my feet stink and I don't love Jesus
My head hurts, my feet stink and I don't love Jesus My head hurts, my feet stink and I don't love Jesus2005-06-14 - So won't you kick it in second wind we got two more hours to go.
So won't you kick it in second wind we got two more hours to go. So won't you kick it in second wind we got two more hours to go.2005-06-09 - You can have the rest of everything I own.
You can have the rest of everything I own. You can have the rest of everything I own.2005-06-07 - The sky turns blue and the sun appears
The sky turns blue and the sun appears The sky turns blue and the sun appears2005-06-03 - I'm just an old truth teller
I'm just an old truth teller I'm just an old truth teller2005-06-03 - Tell me, where are the flashbacks they all warned us would come?
Tell me, where are the flashbacks they all warned us would come? Tell me, where are the flashbacks they all warned us would come?2005-06-01 - Stay in touch with my insanity really is the only way
Stay in touch with my insanity really is the only way Stay in touch with my insanity really is the only way2005-05-31 - It showers us all in sulfuric sensation
It showers us all in sulfuric sensation It showers us all in sulfuric sensation2005-05-27 - Life is just a tire swing
Life is just a tire swing Life is just a tire swing2005-05-25 - Holy Sweet Jesus...he's got no clue
Holy Sweet Jesus...he's got no clue Holy Sweet Jesus...he's got no clue2005-05-24 - I've never seen such a beautiful island
I've never seen such a beautiful island I've never seen such a beautiful island2005-05-20 - I don't know where I'm a gonna go...
I don't know where I'm a gonna go... I don't know where I'm a gonna go...2005-05-19 - I want my Junior Mints!
I want my Junior Mints! I want my Junior Mints!2005-05-18 - Lookin� for answers to questions that bothered him so
Lookin� for answers to questions that bothered him so Lookin� for answers to questions that bothered him so2005-05-16 - Put it on the coconut telegraph
Put it on the coconut telegraph Put it on the coconut telegraph2005-05-13 - I'm not in the mood today
I'm not in the mood today I'm not in the mood today2005-05-12 - Management and labor keep rattling old sabers quacking like those Peabody ducks.
Management and labor keep rattling old sabers quacking like those Peabody ducks. Management and labor keep rattling old sabers quacking like those Peabody ducks.2005-05-09 - I don't know where I'm a gonna go
I don't know where I'm a gonna go I don't know where I'm a gonna go2005-05-06 - With these souvenirs of my trip around the sun
With these souvenirs of my trip around the sun With these souvenirs of my trip around the sun2005-05-05 - Just one more candle in a trip around the sun
Just one more candle in a trip around the sun Just one more candle in a trip around the sun2005-05-03 - I can't see the future, but I know it's coming fast
I can't see the future, but I know it's coming fast I can't see the future, but I know it's coming fast2005-05-02 - From the bottom of my heart
From the bottom of my heart From the bottom of my heart2005-05-02 - Indecision may or may not be a problem of mine
Indecision may or may not be a problem of mine Indecision may or may not be a problem of mine2005-04-30 - Strut naked through the crosswalk in the middle of the week
Strut naked through the crosswalk in the middle of the week Strut naked through the crosswalk in the middle of the week2005-04-29 - Chitchat and chatter fill up the platter with a garnish of pure make believe
Chitchat and chatter fill up the platter with a garnish of pure make believe Chitchat and chatter fill up the platter with a garnish of pure make believe2005-04-28 - Just want to disappear..wishing I were someplace other than here
Just want to disappear..wishing I were someplace other than here Just want to disappear..wishing I were someplace other than here2005-04-27 - A thousand steps to nowhere...that is all I see
A thousand steps to nowhere...that is all I see A thousand steps to nowhere...that is all I see2005-04-26 - If the phone doesn't ring you'll know that it's me
If the phone doesn't ring you'll know that it's me If the phone doesn't ring you'll know that it's me2005-04-25 - Stop! What was that?
Stop! What was that? Stop! What was that?2005-04-25 - Livin' for the weekend, jumpin' off the deep end
Livin' for the weekend, jumpin' off the deep end Livin' for the weekend, jumpin' off the deep end2005-04-22 - He's just singing and ordering drinks
He's just singing and ordering drinks He's just singing and ordering drinks2005-04-21 - Got a spicy monkey riding on my back
Got a spicy monkey riding on my back Got a spicy monkey riding on my back2005-04-20 - There�s a fine line between Saturday night and Sunday morning
There�s a fine line between Saturday night and Sunday morning There�s a fine line between Saturday night and Sunday morning2005-04-19 - So I'll put on my Bob Marley tape and practice what I preach.
So I'll put on my Bob Marley tape and practice what I preach. So I'll put on my Bob Marley tape and practice what I preach.2005-04-18 - Rum and cooked animals
Rum and cooked animals Rum and cooked animals2005-04-18 - Amor a primeira vista
Amor a primeira vista Amor a primeira vista2005-04-15 - But now times are rough and, I got too much stuff
But now times are rough and, I got too much stuff But now times are rough and, I got too much stuff2005-04-14 - Its a jungle out there kiddies have a very fruitful day
Its a jungle out there kiddies have a very fruitful day Its a jungle out there kiddies have a very fruitful day2005-04-13 - End of the road? What do we do then?
End of the road? What do we do then? End of the road? What do we do then?2005-04-12 - Don't talk about your superstitions. Don't talk about your cats meow
Don't talk about your superstitions. Don't talk about your cats meow Don't talk about your superstitions. Don't talk about your cats meow2005-04-12 - It's alright to be crazy, just don't let it drive you nuts
It's alright to be crazy, just don't let it drive you nuts It's alright to be crazy, just don't let it drive you nuts2005-04-07 - Almost how it used to be, before the circus came to town
Almost how it used to be, before the circus came to town Almost how it used to be, before the circus came to town2005-04-06 - I must confess, I could use some rest
I must confess, I could use some rest I must confess, I could use some rest2005-04-05 - The clever little glances she gives me can�t help but be appealing
The clever little glances she gives me can�t help but be appealing The clever little glances she gives me can�t help but be appealing2005-04-05 - I'm mad as hell and I don't want to take it no more!
I'm mad as hell and I don't want to take it no more! I'm mad as hell and I don't want to take it no more!2005-04-01 - I'd like to be a jellyfish 'cause jellyfish don't pay rent
I'd like to be a jellyfish 'cause jellyfish don't pay rent I'd like to be a jellyfish 'cause jellyfish don't pay rent2005-03-30 - I've had good days and bad days and going half mad days
I've had good days and bad days and going half mad days I've had good days and bad days and going half mad days2005-03-29 - All over the map, just lost in space
All over the map, just lost in space All over the map, just lost in space2005-03-24 - And then I got cornholed by the Garfinkles
And then I got cornholed by the Garfinkles And then I got cornholed by the Garfinkles2005-03-20 - Ramblings
Ramblings Ramblings2005-03-17 - Sometimes the bug beats the windshield
Sometimes the bug beats the windshield Sometimes the bug beats the windshield2005-03-15 - I'm too young to be forgetting this much
I'm too young to be forgetting this much I'm too young to be forgetting this much2005-03-10 - Do I smell cheese?
Do I smell cheese? Do I smell cheese?2005-03-04 - I hadn't planned on posting today, but...
I hadn't planned on posting today, but... I hadn't planned on posting today, but...2005-03-04 - I hadn't planned on posting today, but...
I hadn't planned on posting today, but... I hadn't planned on posting today, but...2005-03-03 - 4 8 15 16 23 42
4 8 15 16 23 42 4 8 15 16 23 422005-03-01 - Screwing up sucks
Screwing up sucks Screwing up sucks2005-02-28 - Let's get retarted
Let's get retarted Let's get retarted

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test test2007-02-22 - Get out!
Get out! Get out!2007-02-20 - But this is one step
But this is one step But this is one step2007-02-08 - Just sorta take a break
Just sorta take a break Just sorta take a break2007-02-05 - Never bored with my sad monologue
Never bored with my sad monologue Never bored with my sad monologue2007-02-02 - The snow's about to fall
The snow's about to fall The snow's about to fall2007-01-30 - They got an air conditioner for when I'm hot. A radiator for when I'm not
They got an air conditioner for when I'm hot. A radiator for when I'm not They got an air conditioner for when I'm hot. A radiator for when I'm not2007-01-29 - Sail on, sail on sailor
Sail on, sail on sailor Sail on, sail on sailor2007-01-29 - Countin' the hours 'til I get home
Countin' the hours 'til I get home Countin' the hours 'til I get home2007-01-23 - I always do hadn't got a clue
I always do hadn't got a clue I always do hadn't got a clue2007-01-16 - Feelings for moving grow stronger
Feelings for moving grow stronger Feelings for moving grow stronger2007-01-15 - We've got to find someone to clean this up
We've got to find someone to clean this up We've got to find someone to clean this up2007-01-12 - Girl of a thousand faces
Girl of a thousand faces Girl of a thousand faces2007-01-10 - We sailed from the port of indecision
We sailed from the port of indecision We sailed from the port of indecision2007-01-09 - I remember the smell
I remember the smell I remember the smell2007-01-08 - We've got to find someone to clean this up
We've got to find someone to clean this up We've got to find someone to clean this up2007-01-05 - Or do I sing like a bird released?
Or do I sing like a bird released? Or do I sing like a bird released?2007-01-03 - Count all your blessings, remember your dreams
Count all your blessings, remember your dreams Count all your blessings, remember your dreams2006-12-29 - 37-10
37-10 37-102006-12-27 - Yeah, but now I'm gettin' old, don't wear underwear,
Yeah, but now I'm gettin' old, don't wear underwear, Yeah, but now I'm gettin' old, don't wear underwear,2006-12-26 - He hates to admit it, but Xmas is more work than fun
He hates to admit it, but Xmas is more work than fun He hates to admit it, but Xmas is more work than fun2006-12-11 - Here is a hammer and lots of tacks
Here is a hammer and lots of tacks Here is a hammer and lots of tacks2006-12-01 - Everything seems to be wrong.
Everything seems to be wrong. Everything seems to be wrong.2006-11-30 - There's still something missing
There's still something missing There's still something missing2006-11-29 - Miss you so badly...
Miss you so badly... Miss you so badly...2006-11-10 - Wants to win that football pool
Wants to win that football pool Wants to win that football pool2006-11-06 - And the eighth deadly sin is
And the eighth deadly sin is And the eighth deadly sin is2006-11-01 - A huge hunk of meat
A huge hunk of meat A huge hunk of meat2006-10-30 - May become charges pressed
May become charges pressed May become charges pressed2006-10-23 - And rent yourself a goat
And rent yourself a goat And rent yourself a goat2006-10-22 - In the middle of late last night I was sittin' on a curb
In the middle of late last night I was sittin' on a curb In the middle of late last night I was sittin' on a curb2006-10-20 - Great fun coming for you all
Great fun coming for you all Great fun coming for you all2006-10-18 - Uninspired, drenched and tired
Uninspired, drenched and tired Uninspired, drenched and tired2006-10-11 - He now had a little money to spend
He now had a little money to spend He now had a little money to spend2006-10-02 - All the way up to Fantasyland
All the way up to Fantasyland All the way up to Fantasyland2006-09-27 - There's no one to deceive, it's just all make believe
There's no one to deceive, it's just all make believe There's no one to deceive, it's just all make believe2006-09-20 - Now in my line of work I seem to see a lot more than most
Now in my line of work I seem to see a lot more than most Now in my line of work I seem to see a lot more than most2006-09-19 - I'm too tired for a quote
I'm too tired for a quote I'm too tired for a quote2006-09-17 - Makes me want to go back again
Makes me want to go back again Makes me want to go back again2006-09-14 - Let me tell you 'bout my neighborhood
Let me tell you 'bout my neighborhood Let me tell you 'bout my neighborhood2006-09-12 - Dis and dat dis and dat
Dis and dat dis and dat Dis and dat dis and dat2006-09-11 - Travelogue Links
Travelogue Links Travelogue Links2006-09-08 - Travelogue Parts 7&8
Travelogue Parts 7&8 Travelogue Parts 7&82006-09-07 - Travelogue Part 6
Travelogue Part 6 Travelogue Part 62006-09-06 - Travelogue Part 5
Travelogue Part 5 Travelogue Part 52006-09-05 - Travelogue Part 4
Travelogue Part 4 Travelogue Part 42006-09-01 - Travelogue Part 3
Travelogue Part 3 Travelogue Part 32006-08-31 - Travelogue Part 2
Travelogue Part 2 Travelogue Part 22006-08-30 - Travelogue Part 1
Travelogue Part 1 Travelogue Part 12006-08-28 - Somewhere up on a mountain top. Or down by the deep blue sea.
Somewhere up on a mountain top. Or down by the deep blue sea. Somewhere up on a mountain top. Or down by the deep blue sea.2006-08-18 - Then I'm headin south 'fore my dream shrinks
Then I'm headin south 'fore my dream shrinks Then I'm headin south 'fore my dream shrinks2006-08-16 - Barefoot children in the rain (or my basement)
Barefoot children in the rain (or my basement) Barefoot children in the rain (or my basement)2006-08-11 - I'm not hard to define
I'm not hard to define I'm not hard to define2006-08-10 - I�m just hangin� on while this old world keeps spinning
I�m just hangin� on while this old world keeps spinning I�m just hangin� on while this old world keeps spinning2006-08-08 - At his beach house on the moon
At his beach house on the moon At his beach house on the moon2006-08-03 - Work...work...work
Work...work...work Work...work...work2006-07-31 - The sun is hot and that old clock is moving slow
The sun is hot and that old clock is moving slow The sun is hot and that old clock is moving slow2006-07-28 - Or on the telephone
Or on the telephone Or on the telephone2006-07-26 - I just bought a water bed, it's filled up for me and you
I just bought a water bed, it's filled up for me and you I just bought a water bed, it's filled up for me and you2006-07-24 - Weird paintings on the wall
Weird paintings on the wall Weird paintings on the wall2006-07-23 - A chest of drawers and a mirror that lies
A chest of drawers and a mirror that lies A chest of drawers and a mirror that lies2006-07-20 - And four or five years slipped away
And four or five years slipped away And four or five years slipped away2006-06-28 - I had to limp on back home
I had to limp on back home I had to limp on back home2006-06-27 - Just do it again and again
Just do it again and again Just do it again and again2006-06-20 - Oh-oh-oh-oh baby what's new
Oh-oh-oh-oh baby what's new Oh-oh-oh-oh baby what's new2006-06-18 - Gonna stop off for awhile and see my woman
Gonna stop off for awhile and see my woman Gonna stop off for awhile and see my woman2006-06-12 - Elvis would sing and then I'd dream about expensive cars
Elvis would sing and then I'd dream about expensive cars Elvis would sing and then I'd dream about expensive cars2006-06-07 - Roll with the punches
Roll with the punches Roll with the punches2006-06-01 - Hell, we'll just shoot the lock off, I do it all the time
Hell, we'll just shoot the lock off, I do it all the time Hell, we'll just shoot the lock off, I do it all the time2006-05-31 - She bitches about the mosquitoes
She bitches about the mosquitoes She bitches about the mosquitoes2006-05-30 - I'm a one man band with no immediate plans
I'm a one man band with no immediate plans I'm a one man band with no immediate plans2006-05-22 - And I'm leaving this town as soon as I can
And I'm leaving this town as soon as I can And I'm leaving this town as soon as I can2006-05-19 - Is she strollin along the shore or cruisin oer the broad savannah
Is she strollin along the shore or cruisin oer the broad savannah Is she strollin along the shore or cruisin oer the broad savannah2006-05-16 - Sometimes I catch her dreamin and wonder where that little mind meanders
Sometimes I catch her dreamin and wonder where that little mind meanders Sometimes I catch her dreamin and wonder where that little mind meanders2006-05-11 - You've been a great help, sir-you've got my vote
You've been a great help, sir-you've got my vote You've been a great help, sir-you've got my vote2006-05-08 - Strange situation, wild occupation
Strange situation, wild occupation Strange situation, wild occupation2006-05-04 - An entry so bad, I won't sully a Buffett quote by attaching one to it
An entry so bad, I won't sully a Buffett quote by attaching one to it An entry so bad, I won't sully a Buffett quote by attaching one to it2006-04-28 - It was somewhere past dark-thirty and I went back to the head
It was somewhere past dark-thirty and I went back to the head It was somewhere past dark-thirty and I went back to the head2006-04-24 - Just a hopeless situation
Just a hopeless situation Just a hopeless situation2006-04-20 - I'm tired of that same ol same
I'm tired of that same ol same I'm tired of that same ol same2006-04-14 - Scratch my back with a lightning bolt
Scratch my back with a lightning bolt Scratch my back with a lightning bolt2006-04-13 - He used to play in the bars, he could sound like the stars
He used to play in the bars, he could sound like the stars He used to play in the bars, he could sound like the stars2006-04-10 - Honey Do, honey come and do me again
Honey Do, honey come and do me again Honey Do, honey come and do me again2006-04-06 - It's a semi-true story, believe it or not
It's a semi-true story, believe it or not It's a semi-true story, believe it or not2006-03-31 - I won't make my music for money, no I'm gonna make my music for me
I won't make my music for money, no I'm gonna make my music for me I won't make my music for money, no I'm gonna make my music for me2006-03-29 - Can't hire no Kinjan to wear dis hat
Can't hire no Kinjan to wear dis hat Can't hire no Kinjan to wear dis hat2006-03-27 - I think I've got a touch of island fever
I think I've got a touch of island fever I think I've got a touch of island fever2006-03-21 - And you'll hear those hot lines hum
And you'll hear those hot lines hum And you'll hear those hot lines hum2006-03-19 - Survive (survive), stay alive
Survive (survive), stay alive Survive (survive), stay alive2006-03-15 - Hey Snake this party's gettin' dull, throw someone in the pool
Hey Snake this party's gettin' dull, throw someone in the pool Hey Snake this party's gettin' dull, throw someone in the pool2006-03-13 - Back to school (going back, back to school)
Back to school (going back, back to school) Back to school (going back, back to school)2006-03-10 - Nothing remains quite the same.
Nothing remains quite the same. Nothing remains quite the same.2006-03-07 - It don't give no warning signs
It don't give no warning signs It don't give no warning signs2006-03-05 - Climb too fast and shove too hard, You'll be pushin' up the daisies in the old boneyard
Climb too fast and shove too hard, You'll be pushin' up the daisies in the old boneyard Climb too fast and shove too hard, You'll be pushin' up the daisies in the old boneyard2006-03-01 - People bouncing like gazelles
People bouncing like gazelles People bouncing like gazelles2006-02-28 - Just enjoy this ride on my trip around the sun
Just enjoy this ride on my trip around the sun Just enjoy this ride on my trip around the sun2006-02-24 - I think I've got cabin fever
I think I've got cabin fever I think I've got cabin fever2006-02-15 - And that's the key to my man
And that's the key to my man And that's the key to my man2006-02-11 - Twenty degrees and the hockey game's on
Twenty degrees and the hockey game's on Twenty degrees and the hockey game's on2006-02-07 - Take me back to days full of monkey shines
Take me back to days full of monkey shines Take me back to days full of monkey shines2006-02-01 - Wakened by a stewardess with Spain somewhere below
Wakened by a stewardess with Spain somewhere below Wakened by a stewardess with Spain somewhere below2006-01-30 - Down here, on the knees of my heart
Down here, on the knees of my heart Down here, on the knees of my heart2006-01-25 - So close your eyes and I'll be back real soon
So close your eyes and I'll be back real soon So close your eyes and I'll be back real soon2006-01-22 - I catch a little more dialogue comin’ my way
I catch a little more dialogue comin’ my way I catch a little more dialogue comin’ my way2006-01-19 - I wish I could jump on a plane
I wish I could jump on a plane I wish I could jump on a plane2006-01-17 - Leave a candle in the window, I'm coming home
Leave a candle in the window, I'm coming home Leave a candle in the window, I'm coming home2006-01-12 - It's a rag top day
It's a rag top day It's a rag top day2006-01-10 - After one or two false starts
After one or two false starts After one or two false starts2006-01-05 - I've run away from politcs, it's too bizarre at home
I've run away from politcs, it's too bizarre at home I've run away from politcs, it's too bizarre at home2006-01-04 - You're caught up in the internet, you think it's such a great asset
You're caught up in the internet, you think it's such a great asset You're caught up in the internet, you think it's such a great asset2006-01-02 - 2-0-0-6 is ushered in with air raid horns and bells
2-0-0-6 is ushered in with air raid horns and bells 2-0-0-6 is ushered in with air raid horns and bells2005-12-29 - Don't tell me that I oughta get rolfed
Don't tell me that I oughta get rolfed Don't tell me that I oughta get rolfed2005-12-28 - Like a door to door salesman knows the pains of bell-ringing
Like a door to door salesman knows the pains of bell-ringing Like a door to door salesman knows the pains of bell-ringing2005-12-27 - Oh it�s papa�s birthday. Mister buffett�s birthday too!
Oh it�s papa�s birthday. Mister buffett�s birthday too! Oh it�s papa�s birthday. Mister buffett�s birthday too!2005-12-23 - He thinks about boat drinks and fun in the sun. Ho, ho, ho and a bottle of rhum
He thinks about boat drinks and fun in the sun. Ho, ho, ho and a bottle of rhum He thinks about boat drinks and fun in the sun. Ho, ho, ho and a bottle of rhum2005-12-22 - Mele Kalikimaka is the thing to say
Mele Kalikimaka is the thing to say Mele Kalikimaka is the thing to say2005-12-21 - Lose your cool and stamp around. But there's nothin', nothin' you can do
Lose your cool and stamp around. But there's nothin', nothin' you can do Lose your cool and stamp around. But there's nothin', nothin' you can do2005-12-18 - Wakened by a stewardess
Wakened by a stewardess Wakened by a stewardess2005-12-13 - Time to sing. Time to dance. Living out my second chance.
Time to sing. Time to dance. Living out my second chance. Time to sing. Time to dance. Living out my second chance.2005-12-12 - Religion's in the hands of some crazy-assed people
Religion's in the hands of some crazy-assed people Religion's in the hands of some crazy-assed people2005-12-09 - Someone call a decent physician
Someone call a decent physician Someone call a decent physician2005-12-07 - Santa's gone off to the Carri-bee-on
Santa's gone off to the Carri-bee-on Santa's gone off to the Carri-bee-on2005-12-06 - Some kind of sensuous treat
Some kind of sensuous treat Some kind of sensuous treat2005-12-05 - They're closin' down the hangout. The air is turning cool
They're closin' down the hangout. The air is turning cool They're closin' down the hangout. The air is turning cool2005-12-02 - Sometimes I get confused Somewhere around page two
Sometimes I get confused Somewhere around page two Sometimes I get confused Somewhere around page two2005-11-30 - That barnacle brain don't bend
That barnacle brain don't bend That barnacle brain don't bend2005-11-29 - I rounded first, never thought of the worst
I rounded first, never thought of the worst I rounded first, never thought of the worst2005-11-28 - Come Monday, it will be alright
Come Monday, it will be alright Come Monday, it will be alright2005-11-22 - With a tin cup for a chalice
With a tin cup for a chalice With a tin cup for a chalice2005-11-21 - She's going out of my mind
She's going out of my mind She's going out of my mind2005-11-17 - There'd been too much screamin', fussin' and fightin'
There'd been too much screamin', fussin' and fightin' There'd been too much screamin', fussin' and fightin'2005-11-11 - Without the wattah we shrivel up and die
Without the wattah we shrivel up and die Without the wattah we shrivel up and die2005-11-10 - My metabolic rate is pleasantly stuck
My metabolic rate is pleasantly stuck My metabolic rate is pleasantly stuck2005-11-08 - I'll just cruise on my landing gear
I'll just cruise on my landing gear I'll just cruise on my landing gear2005-11-07 - On the threshold of adventure; God I do love this job so
On the threshold of adventure; God I do love this job so On the threshold of adventure; God I do love this job so2005-11-03 - I know someday she's gonna make up her own mind
I know someday she's gonna make up her own mind I know someday she's gonna make up her own mind2005-11-02 - A diamond as big as The Ritz
A diamond as big as The Ritz A diamond as big as The Ritz2005-11-01 - A big warm bun and a huge hunk of meat
A big warm bun and a huge hunk of meat A big warm bun and a huge hunk of meat2005-10-27 - If the phone doesn't ring...
If the phone doesn't ring... If the phone doesn't ring...2005-10-26 - Some people say that there's a woman to blame
Some people say that there's a woman to blame Some people say that there's a woman to blame2005-10-21 - I got a schoolboy heart
I got a schoolboy heart I got a schoolboy heart2005-10-19 - All about da water, da H2O
All about da water, da H2O All about da water, da H2O2005-10-18 - Though my mind is quite flexible...
Though my mind is quite flexible... Though my mind is quite flexible...2005-10-14 - Because it's my job to be cleaning up this mess
Because it's my job to be cleaning up this mess Because it's my job to be cleaning up this mess2005-10-12 - Need is a relative thing these days
Need is a relative thing these days Need is a relative thing these days2005-10-10 - It's all about the wattah, don't chu know?
It's all about the wattah, don't chu know? It's all about the wattah, don't chu know?2005-10-07 - Skull and crossbones on a background of black
Skull and crossbones on a background of black Skull and crossbones on a background of black2005-10-05 - Converting your nickels to dimes
Converting your nickels to dimes Converting your nickels to dimes2005-10-04 - He's somewhere on the ocean now that's where he oughta be
He's somewhere on the ocean now that's where he oughta be He's somewhere on the ocean now that's where he oughta be2005-10-03 - Don't be scared, do not cry; Just dive under your desk and kiss your ass goodbye.
Don't be scared, do not cry; Just dive under your desk and kiss your ass goodbye. Don't be scared, do not cry; Just dive under your desk and kiss your ass goodbye.2005-09-30 - No plane on Sunday
No plane on Sunday No plane on Sunday2005-09-26 - Let those winds of time roll over my head
Let those winds of time roll over my head Let those winds of time roll over my head2005-09-21 - Try a little love and luck and you'll get by
Try a little love and luck and you'll get by Try a little love and luck and you'll get by2005-09-14 - There's whitecaps on the ocean and I'm watching for waterspouts
There's whitecaps on the ocean and I'm watching for waterspouts There's whitecaps on the ocean and I'm watching for waterspouts2005-09-13 - It's time to close the shutters. It's time to go inside
It's time to close the shutters. It's time to go inside It's time to close the shutters. It's time to go inside2005-09-12 - Where are the flashbacks they all warned us would come
Where are the flashbacks they all warned us would come Where are the flashbacks they all warned us would come2005-09-09 - I'm a sweetheart, genius, restless jerk
I'm a sweetheart, genius, restless jerk I'm a sweetheart, genius, restless jerk2005-09-07 - Night Crawlin', Free Fallin'
Night Crawlin', Free Fallin' Night Crawlin', Free Fallin'2005-09-02 - Hey hey good lookin'. What you got cookin'?
Hey hey good lookin'. What you got cookin'? Hey hey good lookin'. What you got cookin'?2005-09-01 - Bathed in lavender and gasoline
Bathed in lavender and gasoline Bathed in lavender and gasoline2005-08-31 - Can you beam me somewhere, Mr. Scott?
Can you beam me somewhere, Mr. Scott? Can you beam me somewhere, Mr. Scott?2005-08-30 - Looking back on my background
Looking back on my background Looking back on my background2005-08-29 - I took off for a weekend last month
I took off for a weekend last month I took off for a weekend last month2005-08-26 - The Masai, not the wisemen, are circling my tent
The Masai, not the wisemen, are circling my tent The Masai, not the wisemen, are circling my tent2005-08-25 - With a little love and luck you will get by
With a little love and luck you will get by With a little love and luck you will get by2005-08-23 - It's all about the watah, it ain't no lie
It's all about the watah, it ain't no lie It's all about the watah, it ain't no lie2005-08-18 - A piece of French bread with which to wipe my bowl
A piece of French bread with which to wipe my bowl A piece of French bread with which to wipe my bowl2005-08-17 - Bring me the hot sauce. Bring me a beer
Bring me the hot sauce. Bring me a beer Bring me the hot sauce. Bring me a beer2005-08-15 - The question's still "What are we doing here?"
The question's still "What are we doing here?" The question's still "What are we doing here?"2005-08-11 - Ice cream man, he's a hilbilly fan
Ice cream man, he's a hilbilly fan Ice cream man, he's a hilbilly fan2005-08-10 - We have rum from the Caribbean and Burgandy from France
We have rum from the Caribbean and Burgandy from France We have rum from the Caribbean and Burgandy from France2005-08-09 - There ain't no way that bird's gettin' through
There ain't no way that bird's gettin' through There ain't no way that bird's gettin' through2005-08-08 - So I'll just cruise on my landing gear
So I'll just cruise on my landing gear So I'll just cruise on my landing gear2005-08-04 - Got to go fishin', I'm down to rock bottom again
Got to go fishin', I'm down to rock bottom again Got to go fishin', I'm down to rock bottom again2005-08-01 - And life is still a tire swing
And life is still a tire swing And life is still a tire swing2005-07-27 - The King of somewhere HOT
The King of somewhere HOT The King of somewhere HOT2005-07-15 - Try to make the best of whatever comes your way.
Try to make the best of whatever comes your way. Try to make the best of whatever comes your way.2005-07-06 - Writing his memoirs, losing his hearing, but he don't care what most people say
Writing his memoirs, losing his hearing, but he don't care what most people say Writing his memoirs, losing his hearing, but he don't care what most people say2005-07-05 - Veja Veja Veja Du
Veja Veja Veja Du Veja Veja Veja Du2005-06-30 - Up and down this Spanish highway, some things remain the same
Up and down this Spanish highway, some things remain the same Up and down this Spanish highway, some things remain the same2005-06-28 - Now I make my way on this big board game
Now I make my way on this big board game Now I make my way on this big board game2005-06-27 - On the threshold of adventure, God, I do love this job so
On the threshold of adventure, God, I do love this job so On the threshold of adventure, God, I do love this job so2005-06-23 - My head hurts, my feet stink and I don't love Jesus
My head hurts, my feet stink and I don't love Jesus My head hurts, my feet stink and I don't love Jesus2005-06-14 - So won't you kick it in second wind we got two more hours to go.
So won't you kick it in second wind we got two more hours to go. So won't you kick it in second wind we got two more hours to go.2005-06-09 - You can have the rest of everything I own.
You can have the rest of everything I own. You can have the rest of everything I own.2005-06-07 - The sky turns blue and the sun appears
The sky turns blue and the sun appears The sky turns blue and the sun appears2005-06-03 - I'm just an old truth teller
I'm just an old truth teller I'm just an old truth teller2005-06-03 - Tell me, where are the flashbacks they all warned us would come?
Tell me, where are the flashbacks they all warned us would come? Tell me, where are the flashbacks they all warned us would come?2005-06-01 - Stay in touch with my insanity really is the only way
Stay in touch with my insanity really is the only way Stay in touch with my insanity really is the only way2005-05-31 - It showers us all in sulfuric sensation
It showers us all in sulfuric sensation It showers us all in sulfuric sensation2005-05-27 - Life is just a tire swing
Life is just a tire swing Life is just a tire swing2005-05-25 - Holy Sweet Jesus...he's got no clue
Holy Sweet Jesus...he's got no clue Holy Sweet Jesus...he's got no clue2005-05-24 - I've never seen such a beautiful island
I've never seen such a beautiful island I've never seen such a beautiful island2005-05-20 - I don't know where I'm a gonna go...
I don't know where I'm a gonna go... I don't know where I'm a gonna go...2005-05-19 - I want my Junior Mints!
I want my Junior Mints! I want my Junior Mints!2005-05-18 - Lookin� for answers to questions that bothered him so
Lookin� for answers to questions that bothered him so Lookin� for answers to questions that bothered him so2005-05-16 - Put it on the coconut telegraph
Put it on the coconut telegraph Put it on the coconut telegraph2005-05-13 - I'm not in the mood today
I'm not in the mood today I'm not in the mood today2005-05-12 - Management and labor keep rattling old sabers quacking like those Peabody ducks.
Management and labor keep rattling old sabers quacking like those Peabody ducks. Management and labor keep rattling old sabers quacking like those Peabody ducks.2005-05-09 - I don't know where I'm a gonna go
I don't know where I'm a gonna go I don't know where I'm a gonna go2005-05-06 - With these souvenirs of my trip around the sun
With these souvenirs of my trip around the sun With these souvenirs of my trip around the sun2005-05-05 - Just one more candle in a trip around the sun
Just one more candle in a trip around the sun Just one more candle in a trip around the sun2005-05-03 - I can't see the future, but I know it's coming fast
I can't see the future, but I know it's coming fast I can't see the future, but I know it's coming fast2005-05-02 - From the bottom of my heart
From the bottom of my heart From the bottom of my heart2005-05-02 - Indecision may or may not be a problem of mine
Indecision may or may not be a problem of mine Indecision may or may not be a problem of mine2005-04-30 - Strut naked through the crosswalk in the middle of the week
Strut naked through the crosswalk in the middle of the week Strut naked through the crosswalk in the middle of the week2005-04-29 - Chitchat and chatter fill up the platter with a garnish of pure make believe
Chitchat and chatter fill up the platter with a garnish of pure make believe Chitchat and chatter fill up the platter with a garnish of pure make believe2005-04-28 - Just want to disappear..wishing I were someplace other than here
Just want to disappear..wishing I were someplace other than here Just want to disappear..wishing I were someplace other than here2005-04-27 - A thousand steps to nowhere...that is all I see
A thousand steps to nowhere...that is all I see A thousand steps to nowhere...that is all I see2005-04-26 - If the phone doesn't ring you'll know that it's me
If the phone doesn't ring you'll know that it's me If the phone doesn't ring you'll know that it's me2005-04-25 - Stop! What was that?
Stop! What was that? Stop! What was that?2005-04-25 - Livin' for the weekend, jumpin' off the deep end
Livin' for the weekend, jumpin' off the deep end Livin' for the weekend, jumpin' off the deep end2005-04-22 - He's just singing and ordering drinks
He's just singing and ordering drinks He's just singing and ordering drinks2005-04-21 - Got a spicy monkey riding on my back
Got a spicy monkey riding on my back Got a spicy monkey riding on my back2005-04-20 - There�s a fine line between Saturday night and Sunday morning
There�s a fine line between Saturday night and Sunday morning There�s a fine line between Saturday night and Sunday morning2005-04-19 - So I'll put on my Bob Marley tape and practice what I preach.
So I'll put on my Bob Marley tape and practice what I preach. So I'll put on my Bob Marley tape and practice what I preach.2005-04-18 - Rum and cooked animals
Rum and cooked animals Rum and cooked animals2005-04-18 - Amor a primeira vista
Amor a primeira vista Amor a primeira vista2005-04-15 - But now times are rough and, I got too much stuff
But now times are rough and, I got too much stuff But now times are rough and, I got too much stuff2005-04-14 - Its a jungle out there kiddies have a very fruitful day
Its a jungle out there kiddies have a very fruitful day Its a jungle out there kiddies have a very fruitful day2005-04-13 - End of the road? What do we do then?
End of the road? What do we do then? End of the road? What do we do then?2005-04-12 - Don't talk about your superstitions. Don't talk about your cats meow
Don't talk about your superstitions. Don't talk about your cats meow Don't talk about your superstitions. Don't talk about your cats meow2005-04-12 - It's alright to be crazy, just don't let it drive you nuts
It's alright to be crazy, just don't let it drive you nuts It's alright to be crazy, just don't let it drive you nuts2005-04-07 - Almost how it used to be, before the circus came to town
Almost how it used to be, before the circus came to town Almost how it used to be, before the circus came to town2005-04-06 - I must confess, I could use some rest
I must confess, I could use some rest I must confess, I could use some rest2005-04-05 - The clever little glances she gives me can�t help but be appealing
The clever little glances she gives me can�t help but be appealing The clever little glances she gives me can�t help but be appealing2005-04-05 - I'm mad as hell and I don't want to take it no more!
I'm mad as hell and I don't want to take it no more! I'm mad as hell and I don't want to take it no more!2005-04-01 - I'd like to be a jellyfish 'cause jellyfish don't pay rent
I'd like to be a jellyfish 'cause jellyfish don't pay rent I'd like to be a jellyfish 'cause jellyfish don't pay rent2005-03-30 - I've had good days and bad days and going half mad days
I've had good days and bad days and going half mad days I've had good days and bad days and going half mad days2005-03-29 - All over the map, just lost in space
All over the map, just lost in space All over the map, just lost in space2005-03-24 - And then I got cornholed by the Garfinkles
And then I got cornholed by the Garfinkles And then I got cornholed by the Garfinkles2005-03-20 - Ramblings
Ramblings Ramblings2005-03-17 - Sometimes the bug beats the windshield
Sometimes the bug beats the windshield Sometimes the bug beats the windshield2005-03-15 - I'm too young to be forgetting this much
I'm too young to be forgetting this much I'm too young to be forgetting this much2005-03-10 - Do I smell cheese?
Do I smell cheese? Do I smell cheese?2005-03-04 - I hadn't planned on posting today, but...
I hadn't planned on posting today, but... I hadn't planned on posting today, but...2005-03-04 - I hadn't planned on posting today, but...
I hadn't planned on posting today, but... I hadn't planned on posting today, but...2005-03-03 - 4 8 15 16 23 42
4 8 15 16 23 42 4 8 15 16 23 422005-03-01 - Screwing up sucks
Screwing up sucks Screwing up sucks2005-02-28 - Let's get retarted
Let's get retarted Let's get retarted