Things not to do when you�re drunk because work sucks anus:
Drink a lot, I mean a fuccking lot of rum (I am so wasted right now, thanks to Sir Bacardi of the PR)
Use spellcheck
Press F7
Order Sir Clarence the Roaming Gnome shirts from Travelocity. (JewelrySlut has decided he�s named Sir Clarence, don�t ask)
Be pissed because RedHeadedWhore is now your boss
Wonder if you have the convictions that you decided you had a year and a half ago when you said �Self, if that ass chewing cock gobbling slut is ever your boss, you are SO gone!�
Drink more rum
Ask if you can �Get with the pussy�
Get with said pussy
Wonder why you�re posting while in such a state
Say goodnight everybody:
�Goodnite everybody. Don�t throw me down, Clark�
"I�ll try not to Bethany"
Whoa�that was painful